SWEATERWEATHER

after going through last fall's sweaters (some moth eaten), i decided that this evening would be better spent daydreaming about the sweaters i WOULD buy should i have bottomless pockets.  Here are a few...

to be worn back with my black leather skinnies and some cute gaia restreppo oxfords.  add in giant chunky chandelier earrings and a clutch.  voila.

do i really want to look like i'm wearing garbage bags for sleeves?  yes i do. case closed.

this sweater is bordering on the fugly.  more on this later.  the key with a fugly sweater is to ruche up the sleeves on your arms and have two arm parties going - they'll never know what hit them, the fugliness or the awesomeness.

sweater jacket?  this would be a cost per wear item FOR SHIZ.  it basically goes back to everything in your wardrobe.  even your lederhosen... just strategically doing some Halloween research  - WHAT?!

are you joking me? when i'm stuck in traffic i can count the squares on my sweater.  it's fun AND cozy.

i just picture wearing this with my beat up old boyfriend jeans and some combat boots, hair very a la LA - read; non washed and starting to dread

more fugly!!!  not only is this sweater the glorious shade of POOBROWN© but it has metallic crap all over it.  perfect for a first date!

a pop of color works for me.  my NARS matte lipstick will be appreciative and they'll have tons to gab on about while i try to fight the evil forces of fashion off all day long.

just cause i think sweatshirts are where it's at - i've also included this bejeweled one.  since you already obviously have bling at the neckline, it's best to pull up your hair in a messy bun and bust out those Dynasty chandelier earrings your mother has secretly been hoarding..